What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
Why did the cannibal live on his own? He was fed up with other people.
Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said, "So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses."
Why do cannibals make suitcases out of people's heads? Because they're headcases.
What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun.
What happens if you upset a cannibal? You get into hot water.
What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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