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Ant Jokes


Who ever knew there were jokes about ants.
Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !

What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant

What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants !

Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein !

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants !

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant !

What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !

What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !

What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !

What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !

Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !

What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth !

How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ?

What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !

What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants !

What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant !

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !

What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant !

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !

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