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Ant Jokes |
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Who ever knew there were jokes about ants. Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant ! What do you call an ant from overseas ? Impartant What kind of ants are very learned ? Pedants ! Who was the most famous ant scientist ? Albert Antstein ! What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant ! How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ? Ten ants ! What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle ? Your great-ant ! What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics ! What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater ! What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant ! What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant ! Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants ! What is smaller than an ant's dinner ? An ant's mouth ! How come if ants are always so busy they always get time to show up at picnics ? What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique ! What do you call an ant in space ? Cosmonants & Astronants ! What do you call a smart ant ? Elegant ! What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant ! What kind of ant can you colour with ? A crayant ! What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !
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