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Banana Jokes |
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What's yellow and writes? A ball-point banana. Teacher: What is Ba + Na2? Pupil: Banana. What is yellow and goes bzzzzzz? An electric banana. What's yellow and always points to the north? A magnetic banana. Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date. The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a banana. They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already. What do you do if you see a blue banana? Try to cheer it up. How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana. Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana. How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana? Try picking it up. If you can't, it's either a monster or a giant banana. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.
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