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Bird Jokes |
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What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ? A bird who knocks before delivering its message ! What is a duck's favorite TV show ? The feather forecast ! What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ? A bird that will talk you ear off ! What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird ! Where do birds invest their money ? In the stork market ! What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code ! What happens when ducks fly upside down ? They quack up ! What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot ! What flies through the jungle singing opera ? The parrots of Penzance ! What kind of bird opens doors ? A kiwi ! What is a parrot's favorite game ? Hide and Speak ! What do you call a Scottish parrot ? A Macaw ! What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla ! What do you give a sick bird ? Tweetment ! What bird tastes just like butter ? A stork ! What's another name for a clever duck ? A wise quacker ! What do owls sing when it is raining ? 'Too wet to woo' ! What language do birds speak ? Pigeon English ! How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic ! What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework ? A firequaker !
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