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Blonde Jokes |
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Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either. Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things. A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it ''Curl Up and Dye.'' Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat! Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? That's where you wash all your vegetables! Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan. Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head. Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know?" whenever you ask them a question. Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday. Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn't used to the front seat! Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what? A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?" Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading. Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree. Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought. Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One. Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn't know what ONE came first...
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