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Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: "Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!" Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children. Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? A: Third Grade. Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes. Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't. They're born that way. A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No". Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1". Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag. Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff.
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