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Q: How does a blonde kill a fish? A: She drowns it. Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been sighted. Q: Did you hear about the blonde that invented the solar flashlight? Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM. Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They're too hard to peel. Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks. Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her. Q. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finished the jigsaw puzzle after only 6 months? A. Because on the box it said: From 2-4 years. Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. "It's okay Daddy, I'm not hurt." Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. Put her in a circular room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone One day, a blonde and her friend were walking through the park. Suddenly, the blonde's friend said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up and said, "Where?" A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener." Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working? A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side. Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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