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Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes? Because it's a FAST food! Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion? The POTTED ones! Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham! Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks! Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law, the meathead! Who was the burger's favourite all-time movie director? Sizzle B. DeMille! Who wins most of the medals for bravery in Burger Land? The meatball heros! Why are hamburgers essential to football? Because the game is played on a griddle-iron! Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers! Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day! Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars) Which burger is famous for a long nose? Cyrano de Burgerac! Which burgers can tell your fortune? Medium burgers! Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers! Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball? A double! When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time! When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says, 'Well done'! When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb', where did it go? Oh, 'ewe' know! Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce! Where do the burgers go on New Year's Eve? To a meat ball!
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