President George W. Bush Quotes of Stupidity
10) "Families is where our nation finds hope,
where wings take dream." �LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
George Bush has started an ill-timed and
disastrous war under false pretenses by lying to the American people
and to the Congress; he has run a budget surplus into a severe
deficit; he has consistently and unconscionably favored the wealthy
and corporations over the rights and needs of the population; he has
destroyed trust and confidence in, and good will toward, the United
States around the globe; he has ignored global warming, to the
world's detriment; he has wantonly broken our treaty obligations; he
has condoned torture of prisoners; he has attempted to create a
theocracy in the United States; he has appointed incompetent cronies
to positions of vital national importance.
The Pope visits Washington and President Bush
takes him for a ride down the Potomac on the presidential yacht.
They're enjoying themselves when a gust of wind blows the Pope's hat
(zucchetto) off and out onto the water. The Secret Service begins to
launch a boat but Bush waves them off saying, "Wait. I'll take care
The Center for Disease Control has issued a
warning about a new virulent strain of sexually transmitted disease.
This disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim (pronounced "gonna re-elect
him"). Many victims have contracted it after having been screwed for
the past 4 years, in spite of having taken measures to protect
themselves from this especially troublesome disease.