Crude Sex Jokes I
Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in
Q. What does an old woman have between her
breasts that a young woman doesn't?
Q. What is the difference between a woman and
a washing machine?
Q. Why did god create Adam before he created
Q. What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
Q. Why don't women wear watches?
Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat,
Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
Q. Have you heard about the new
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the
Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in
Q. What's the difference between a wife and a
Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each
Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had
killed cats instead of turkeys?
Q. What's the difference between love and
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream
while having sex?
Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been
stolen but didn't report it.
Q. Why do women have small feet?
Q. Why do men die before their wives?
Q. How do men sort out their laundry?
Q. What's the difference between a man and ET?
Q. Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon
Q. Why is a pap smear called a pap smear?
Q. What's the difference between your paycheck
and your cock?
Q. What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old
man, and a 40 year-old woman?
Q. What's white, smells, and can be found in
Q. I married Miss Right.
Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than
Q. How do you know when your cat's done
Q. Did you hear about the constipated
Q. Who's the world's greatest athlete?
Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
Q. Why do schools in West Virginia only have
Drivers Ed two days a week?
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
Q. What is the cheapest meat?
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm
Q. What's in the toilet of the star ship
Q. What do you call a woman with her tongue
Q. What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann
and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
Q. Did you hear they came out with a new
Q. What's the difference between tampons and