Crude Sex Jokes II
Q. What do you say to a virgin when she
Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
Q. Why don't little girls fart?
Q. Why do women stop bleeding when entering
the menopause ?
Q. What do Disney World & Viagra have in
Q. What's the definition of trust?
Q. Why is it called a Wonder Bra?
Q. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to
fertilize 1 egg?
Q. Did you hear about the flasher who was
thinking of retiring?
Q. Barking dog at the back door wanting in and
your wife's yelling at the front wanting in. Which one do you let
Q. How do you know when your wife is really
Q. How do you turn a fox into an elephant
Q. How do you make five pounds of fat look
Q. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Q. What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
Q. What does bungee jumping and hookers have
Q. How did Pinocchio find out he was made of
Q. What�s better than a rose on your piano?
Q. What did Adam say to Eve?
Q. How do you get a nun pregnant?
Q. Why don't witches wear panties when flying
on their broomsticks?
Q. What does parsley and pubic hair have in
Q. How do you say 69 in Chinese?
Q. What is the definition of a menstrual
Q. Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet
Q. What is the first sign of AIDS?
Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the
Q. What is the Difference Between Pussy and
Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?
Q. Did you hear Cher is joining the spice
Q. What is the difference between a clever
midget and a venereal disease?
Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops
Q. What's the difference between oral sex and
Q. What do women and police cars have in
Q. Why do female skydivers wear jock straps?
Q. Why did the woman cross the road?
Q. Why do women have 2% more brains then a
Q. Why can't women read maps?
Q. What's a virgin and a balloon have in
Q. What's the difference between your wife and
Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster
and peanut butter?
Q. Why do women prefer old gynaecologists?
Q. What is better than a cold Bud?
Q. What do you do if your girlfriend starts
Q. Why are women like Kentucky Fried Chicken?
Q. What does a bull do to stay warm on a
bitterly cold day?
Q. What do you call an open can of tuna in a
Q. What does tightrope walking and getting a
blowjob from Grandma have in common ?
Q. Who can make more money in a week, a drug
dealer or a prostitute?
Q. How are women and linoleum floors alike?
Q. How are a lawyer and a prostitute
Q. What has one hundred balls and screws old
Q. What is a zebra?
Q. What did the blind man say as he passed the
Q. What's the difference between a woman and a
Q. How does a man show that he is planning for
Q. How is being at a singles bar different
than being at the circus?
Q. Why do men find it difficult to make eye
Q. How many newspapers can a woman hold
between her legs?
Q. What's the difference between a whore and a
Q. Did ya hear about the new "morning
after" pill for men?
Q. What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Q. How do you get four old ladies to shout
Q. What's the difference between a new husband
and a new dog?
Q. What is the difference between a female
snowman and a male snowman?
Q. How many men does it take to open a beer
Q. What's the difference between pink and
Q. What do you call it when a 90 year old man
Q. What's the definition of macho?
Q. What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a
toilet have in common?
Q. What does do women and milk cartons have in
Q. Why do bunnies have soft sex?
Q. What happens when you kiss a canary?
Q. What does the receptionist at the sperm
clinic say to clients as they are leaving?
Q. How do you know when you honeymoon is over?