Crude Sex Jokes III
Q. What do a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery
boy have in common?
Q. You know why they say that eating oysters
will improve a man's sex life?
Q. Why does a bride smile when she's walking
down the aisle?
Q. Why is the space between a woman's breasts
and her hips called a waist?
Q. What is the definition of "making
Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in
the middle of its back?
Q. What does it mean when the flag at the Post
Office is flying at half mast?
Q. Did you hear Richard Simmons
had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed?
Q. Do you know how to eat a frog?
Q. How are fat girls and mopeds
Q. How do you fuck a fat chick?
Q. Why is it difficult to find
men who are sensitive, caring, and good looking?
Q. What's the difference between
a new husband and a new dog.
Q. Why is sleeping with a man
like a soap opera?
Q. What do you call a guy who
never farts in public?
Q. What do you call a musician
without a girlfriend?
Q. What has 2 grey legs and 2
Q. Why did the Avon lady walk
Q. What does the cannibal do just
after he dumped his girlfriend?
Q. What is the smallest hotel in
Q. What do a toilet and a woman
have in common?
Q. How can you tell a tough
Q. How do you find a blind man in
a nudist colony?
Q. What do you call a lesbian
with fat fingers?
Q. What two words will clear out
a men's changing room quicker than anything else?
Q. How do you know when a Barbie
has her period?