Crude Sex Jokes V
Q. How can you tell when an auto mechanic just
Q. Why does a penis have a hole in the end?
Q. What's the biggest fish in the world?
Q. How can you tell if your girlfriend wants
Q. Have you heard about the new 'Mint flavored
birth control pill for women that they take immediately before sex?
Q. What is the difference between a golf ball
and a g-spot?
Q. What's the difference between a toad and a
Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally
figured out women?
Q. What's the difference between Mad Cow
disease and PMS?
Q. How do you confuse a female archaeologist?
Q. Why does the bride always wear white?
Q. What's the difference between parsley and
Q. What's green, slimy and smells like Miss
Q. What do you do with 365 used rubbers?
Q. What's the difference between sin and
Q. Why did Raggedy Anne get thrown out of the
Q. Why is air a lot like sex?
Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
Q. What did the potato chip say to the
Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
Q. What's the difference between a lesbian and
a Ritz cracker?
Q. What's another name for pickled bread?
Q. Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his
Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Q. What do the spice girls and a
pack of M+Ms have in common?
Q. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand
up a horses ass?
Q. What do you call an Alabama farmer with a
sheep under each arm?
Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice
Q. Why are women are like tires?
Q. What's brown and sits on a piano bench?
Q. What do you call a nun with a sex change
Q. What did one gay sperm say to the other gay
Q. Why do women wear black underwear?
Q. How do you know when a male
porn star is at the gas station?
Q. What is the difference between
a hockey game and a High School reunion?
Q. What do you call a vegetarian
Q. What is the difference between a bachelor
and a married man?