Crude Sex Jokes VI
Q. Why did the boy fall off the
Q. What's the definition of
Q. What's gray, sits at the bed
and takes the piss?
Q. What do you call a female
police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to
Q. What goes: "CLICK -is
that it? CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it?"
Q. Why did God invent yeast
Q. Did you hear about the two gay
guys that had an argument in the bar?
Q. Why did the gay guy think his
lover was cheating on him?
Q. What do you get when you cross
a rooster with a flea?
Q. Why is a Laundromat a bad
place for a guy to pick up women?
Q. Why are roach clips called
Q. What's the worst part about
getting a lung transplant?
Q. Why do women have arms?
Q. Why is being in the military
like a blowjob?
Q. What's the bad news about
being a test tube baby?
Q. How are men like noodles?
Q. Why don't Canadians have group
Q. Why are hangovers better than
Q. How many honest, intelligent,
caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Q. What's the difference between
a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video?
Q. What's the best part of having
a homeless girlfriend?
Q. What is the difference between Iraq's air force and the United States' Air Force?
Q. What is the difference between growing old and growing up?