Crude Sex Jokes VII
Q. What do you find in a clean nose?
Q. Did you hear about the blind
Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on
Q. Did you hear about the kid napping?
Q. Did you hear that the new and politically
correct name for "lesbian".
Q. What's the definition of "Tender
Q. Did you hear about the two poofters who
went to London?
Q. What does a poof and an ambulance have in
Q. How can you tell if you are in a gay
Q. Did you know 70% of the gay population were
born that way?
Q. Hear about the new gay sitcom?
Q. Did you hear about the gay rabbit?
Q. How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
Q. How can you tell if a Western is
Q. Why can't scientists find a cure for AIDS?
Q. Why did the gay man take two aspirin with
Q. Did you hear about the two gay judges?
Q. What's the biggest crime committed by
Q. What's the difference between a hamster and
Q. What do a nearsighted gynaecologist and a
puppy have in common?
Q. What do you call a hillbilly who owns sheep
Q. What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
Q. Have you heard about the new line of Tampax
with bells and tinsel?
Q. How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
Q. A brunette, a blonde and a redhead are all in
fifth grade. Who has the biggest tits?
Q. How do you tell if a chick's too fat to fuck?
Q. How can you tell she's a macho women?
Q. Why did god give men penises?
Q. Did you hear about the Easter egg hunt for the
Q. What's the hottest thing in the world?
Q. What do your parents' car and testicles have
Q. What do you get when you cross a brassiere
Q. What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Q. What's female Viagra?
Q. What do you call an anorexic prostitute?
Q. Why doesn't Smokey the bear have any kids?
Q. What's the difference between the San Diego
Padres and a Prostitute?
Q. Did you hear about the new Exorcist Movie?
Q. How many animals can you get into a pair of