Crude Sex Jokes VIII
Q. What's soft and warm when you go to bed, but hard
and stiff when you wake up?
Q. How can you tell if you eat pussy well?
Q. Did you hear about the male prostitute who got
Q. What's the best thing about marrying a woman with
Q. If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish
home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs
Q. What does 70 year old pussy taste like?
Q. What should you give a man who has everything?
Q. What did the guy say to his dick after he found
that the girl he's getting ready to fuck has genital warts?
Q. Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman?
Q. What is the only game in which the more you lose,
the more you have to show for it?
Q. What do you call a van with 5 faggots in
Q. What did the boy vampire say to the girl
Q. What's the hardest thing about a sex change
Q. What do you do in case of fallout?
Q. What do you call a female clown?
Q. How did the gay break his leg at the golf course?
Q. Why do horny women order at Subway?
Q. What is the definition of a perfect lover?
Q. If your mother and father have a baby and its not
your sister or your brother, who is it?
Q. What's the difference between big foot and your
Q. What's the difference between a good lawyer and a
Q. Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?
Q. What do you get when you cross an Owl and a
Q. What do you call an intelligent, good looking,
Q. Why do you never see chicken in underwear?