Crude Sex Jokes IX
Q. What do you call it when someone farts in a gay
Q. How do you give a blind queer a thrill?
Q. How do lesbians handle their liquor?
Q. What do tight pants and a cheap motel have in
Q. What is the difference between a Harley and a
Q. Why does a dog lick its penis?
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their
Q. How do you teach a blond math?
Q. What did the pedophile say when he got out
Q. What's the last thing Tickle Me Elmo
receives before he leaves the factory?
Q. Why did God create alcohol?
Q. What is it when a man talks dirty to a
Q. What is it when a woman talks dirty to a
Q. What's the speed limit of sex?
Q. What's the ultimate rejection?
Q. Did you hear about the gay truckers?
Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar
Q. Who makes more money, a drug dealer or a prostitute?
Q. Why did dinosaurs have sex under water?
Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead
babies and a trampoline?
Q. Did you hear about the two homosexual judges?
Q. What's the difference between a Trisket and a
Q. why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend on the
Q. What is the difference between great literature
Q. Why does a squirrel swim on its back?
Q. Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?
Q. What did one tit say to the other?
Q. Our baby was born last week. When will my wife
begin to feel and act normal again?
Q. What does a woman's asshole do when she is having an
Q. Why do midgets
laugh when they run?
Q. Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra
Q. Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or
Q. What do you get when you cross a penis and
Q. How do you make a snooker
Q. What do a Turtle and a Pedophile have in common?