We've all experienced deja vu in our lives,
but did you know there are many variants of deja Vu that you may
have throughout your life?
Deja boo: The feeling that I've been frightened like this before
Deja coup: The feeling my government has been
overthrown like this before.
Deja clue: The feeling that colonel mustard
has done it in the billiard room with the lead pipe before.
Deja do: The feeling my hairdresser has given
me this cut before.
Deja eau: the feeling I've smelled this
perfume before.
Deja fu: The feeling I've been kicked in the
head like this before.
Deja who: The feeling I've known who was on
first before.
Deja jew: The feeling I've wandered in the
desert like this before.
Deja knew: The feeling that I remembered this
information before (before the test, that was).
Deja loo: The feeling I've been to this
bathroom before.
Deja moo: The feeling I've drank this milk
before.
Deja mu: The feeling I've calculated the mean
of this population before.
Deja new: The feeling I haven't experienced
this before. (AKA, "Vuja De" - Nothing like this HAS EVER happened
to me before.)
Deja ooh: The feeling I've exclaimed at these
fireworks before.
Deja poo: The feeling I've stepped in this
before.
Deja Q: The feeling I've encountered this
entity before.
Deja rue: The feeling I've regretted this day
before.
Deja stew: The feeling that this is made from
the pot roast my mom served the week before.
Deja too: The feeling that I've experienced
this before, also.
Deja two: The feeling that I've experienced
this before, twice.
Deja woo: The feeling that heather has yelled
at someone like this before.
Deja you: The feeling that YOU have
experienced this before.
Deja zoo: The feeling that the monkey has done
this in public before.
DUH-ja-vu: The feeling that the answer was so
obvious, that you *surely* should have known it before. DUH!
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