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 THE MELROSE PLACE DRINKING GAME
 ALISON & AMANDA fight - 1 drink (if it's over BILLY - 2)
 ALISON gives that fishy, bug-eyed look - 1
            drink
 BILLY wears a horrible tie (party vote) - 2 drinks
 
 BILLY looks dumbfounded - 1 drink
 
 JAKE flees the scene - 1 drink
 
 JANE has on a ridiculous outfit (party vote) - 1 drink
 
 JANE gives a dirty look - 1 drink (2 if it's to SYDNEY)
 
 JO whines - 1 drink (whines about baby - 2 drinks)
 
 JO mentions her "career" - 1 drink
 
 KIMBERLY without her wig - 2 drinks
 
 KIMBERLY threatens someone - 1 drink
 
 Extreme close-up of KIMBERLY'S face - 1 drink (2 if you're really
            shaken by it)
 
 MATT - 1 drink for every line
 
 MATT is used in a gay context - 1 drink
 
 MICHAEL & KIMBERLY use medical lingo - 2 drinks
 
 SYDNEY blows it - 1 drink
 
 Any mention of D&D, corporate executives, meetings, or clients -
            1 drink
 
 Cheesy Music - 1 drink
 
 Pool action - 1 drink
 
 An old character comes back - 2 drinks
 
 Someone does something out of character - 1 drink
 
 A bra strap shows - 1 drink
 
 A major character dies or is supposed to be dead - 2 drinks (minor
 
 character- 1 drink)
 
 SEX - 2 drinks
 
 prophecy fulfilled - 2 drinks to the person who called it
 
 Cliche - 1 drink (2 if it is altered)
 
 Historical or political reference - 1 drink (2 if it's out of place,
            as it usually is)
 
 Laughter is generated by actual humor - 3 drinks to the person who
            laughed
 
 Profanity - 1 drink per word (2 if uttered by Amanda)
 
 Parallel to 90210 (or any Spelling show, for that matter) - 1 drink
 
 THE BEVERLY HILLS 90210 DRINKING GAME Intro music - 2 drinks (1 for the guitar, 1 =
            for the drum machine) Firm male handshake - 1 drink
 "Hey Bro" - 1 drink (2 if it's BRANDON)
 
 WALSH PARENTS are shown in bathrobes - 1 drink
 
 VALERIE is in scanty clothing while BRANDON is there - 1 drink
 
 Midriffs - 1 drink
 
 Gentle scolding by the WALSHES - 1 drink
 
 STEVE hits on a girl - 1 drink (His car involved in any way - 2
            drinks)
 
 Reference to BRENDA (new only) - 1 drink
 
 HANNAH shrieks - 1 drink
 
 Pensive looks - 1 drink
 
 Sympathy hugs - 1 drink
 
 CLAIRE has tiny plastic barrettes in her hair - 1 drink
 
 CLAIRE looks too alternative for her own good (party vote) - 1 drink
 
 VALERIE wears an unflattering outfit (party vote ) - 1 drink
 
 Substance abuse by VALERIE - 2 drinks
 
 DYLAN looks like a badass (party vote) - 1 drink
 
 Anytime DYLAN drinks, drink with the man!
 
 ANDREA whines - 1 drink
 
 JESSE - 1 drink for every line
 
 Anytime RAY sings, drink until he stops
 
 KELLY gives a "Nobody understands how hard it is to be me"
            look - 1 drink
 
 BRENDA'S eyes fill with tears - 1 drink (2 if she cries, 3 if she
            runs from the room)
 
 Reference to "the accident" and KELLY'S Krispiness - 1
            drink
 
 Parental Figure Appears - 1 drink
 
 Parental Figure makes a really stupid disciplinary decision - 1
            drink
 
 Reference to West Beverly Days of Yore - 1 drink
 
 Melrose Place /Spelling parallel - 1 drink
 
 Any mention of: Megaburger, Raves, or the Internet - 1 drink
 
 A breakup - 2 drinks
 
 Annoying College Lingo - 1 drink (2 if it's "abnormal
            psych")
 
 Someone does "The right thing" - 1 drink
 
 A death - 3 drinks
 
 Old character returns - 1 drink
 
 Random bad line (subject to vote) - 1 drink
 
 Prophecy fulfilled - 2 drinks to the person who called it
 
 Cliche - 1 drink (2 if it is altered - ex: "Give him an inch,
            he'll take a kilometer")
 
 Historical or political reference - 1 drink (2 if it's out of place)
 
 Fantasy sequence - 1 drink
 
 Laughter is generated by actual humor - 3 drinks to the person who
            laughed
 
 
 
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