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Elephant Jokes



What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ? An elephant with hiccups !

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ? An umbrellaphant !

What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !

What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

What's blue and has big ears ? An elephant at the North Pole !

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !

What's big and grey and wears a mask ? The elephantom of the opera !

What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet ? An elephant with an umbrella !

What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

What's grey and goes round and round ? An elephant in a washing machine !

What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !

What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo ? Big holes all over Australia !

How does an elephant get down from a tree ? He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !

Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours? Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ? Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ? So he could hide in the cherry tree !

'We're going to play elephants and circuses,' said a little boy at kindergarten, 'Do you want to join in?' 'I'd love to,'replied the teacher. 'What do you want me to do?' 'You can be the lady that feeds us peanuts !'

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