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How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet. How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail. How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail. How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely. How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent. How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail! How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail. How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail! How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail. How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail. How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat. Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring. Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail. Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code. Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen! Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly! Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat. How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note! Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc. Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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