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How do long distance runners send e-mail? On the sprin-ternet.

How do mountainers send messages? By ski-mail.

How do really posh dogs send messages? By predigree-mail.

How do sheep sign their e-mails? Ewes sincerely.

How do skunks like their e-mails? Scent.

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes? By Spaghett-e-mail!

How do footballers send messages? By referee-mail.

How do Indian chiefs send messages? By teepee-mail!

How do dolphins send messages? By sea-mail.

How do comedians send messages? By tee-hee mail.

How do athletes send e-mails? On the Inter-sweat.

Why do church bells never send e-mails? They'd rather give each other a ring.

Why did the internit paint his computer screen in little black and white squares? He wanted to check his e-mail.

Why don't vikings send e-mails? They prefer to use Norse code.

Why don't you stamp e-mails? Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!

Do you send e-mails on your home computer? What's the point? I can just bring my home along with me and have a chat.

How come you never write e-mails? I'd rather send a note!

Why couldn't the alligator send e-mails on his PC? Because it was on old croc.

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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