Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the screen. "if I ever stop hating girls," said one to the other, "I think I'll stop hating her first."
What happened when the witch went for a job as a TV presenter? The producer said she had the perfect face for radio.
What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache.
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