A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the
weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing
left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket --
If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he
went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting.
He got in and explained his situation to the cabby. He promised to
send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card
numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no
avail.
The cabby said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the
hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to
hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his
flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to
regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won
big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of
the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he
see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy
who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The
businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay
for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.
The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for
a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks,"
came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blow job on
the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab."
The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and
asked the same questions, with the same result. When he got to his
old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How
much for a ride to the airport?" The cabby replied
"fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and
off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs
the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.
 
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