Most of these Halloween jokes are real groaners (get it, Halloween.... GROANERS hahahaha hehehe uhhh yeah) anyway...
Q. Why was the student vampire tired in the
Q. Why should a skeleton drink 10 glasses of
milk a day?
Q. Why don't witches like to ride their brooms
when they're angry?
Q. Why don't skeletons like parties?
Q. Why do mummies make excellent spies?
Q. Why do vampires drink blood?
Q. Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Q. Why did the mummy call the doctor?
Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor?
Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries?
Q. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
Q. Where does Dracula water ski?
Q. Where does Count Dracula make his
Q. When does a ghost need a license?
Q. What's a haunted chicken?
Q. What was the witches' favorite subject in
Q. What would you call the ghost of a
Q. What do little ghosts drink?
Q. What type of coffee do vampires prefer?
Q. What time would it be if five demons were
Q. What kind of mistakes do spooks make?
Q. What do ghosts serve for dessert?
Q. What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he
Q. How did the ghost patch his sheet?
Q. What did the Mommy ghost say to the baby
Q. What did the Mommy Vampire say to the Baby
Q. What did the monster eat after the dentist
pulled his tooth?
Q. What do ghouls order at McMonsters?
Q. What do spooks call their Navy?
Q. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
Q. Why do cemeteries have fences around them?