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The Horse Race Category

The Horse Race


"Welcome to the Sunnyvale Horseracing Track, I'm your announcer Richard Small. Before the race begins, lets have a look at the line up...

Lineup: 

In lane 1. Passionate Lady 
In lane 2. Bare Belly 
In lane 3. Silk Panties 
In lane 4. Conscience 
In lane 5. Jockey Shorts 
In lane 6. Clean Sheets 
In lane 7. Thighs 
In lane 8. Big Dick 
In lane 9. Heavy Bosom 
In lane 10. Merry Cherry 

THEY'RE OFF!!! 

Conscience is left behind at the gate. 
Jockey Shorts and Silk Panties are off in a hurry. 
Heavy Bosom is being pressured. 
Passionate Lady is caught between Thighs and Big Dick is in a dangerous spot. 

AT THE HALFWAY MARK: 

It's Bare Belly on top, Thighs open and Big Dick is pressed in. 
Heavy Bosom is being pushed hard against Clean Sheets. 
Passionate Lady and Thighs are working hard on Bare Belly. 
Bare Belly is under terrific pressure from Big Dick. 

AT THE STRETCH: 

Merry Cherry cracks under the strain. 
Big Dick is making a final drive. 
Bare Belly is in and Passionate Lady is coming. 

AT THE FINISH: 

It's Big Dick giving everything he's got and 
Passionate Lady takes everything Big Dick has to offer. 
It looks like a dead heat but Big Dick comes through with one final thrust and wins by a head... 

Bare Belly shows... 

Thighs weakens... 

Heavy Bosom pulls up and Clean Sheets never had a chance."


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