This is a list of rejected slogans for that
local 2 star hotel...
16. We're working on that smell
15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.
14. As seen on "COPS"
13. If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the
12. Not just for nooners anymore.
11. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.
10. You rented the room, now buy the video.
9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but would you have money
left over for a hooker?
8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya!
7. Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary
there on *your* salary, pal!
6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*
5. It's Hookerriffic!
4. Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins
3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since
2. Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother
1. We put the "Ho" in "Hotel"