Its amazing what effect temperature has on
things...
60 Californians put on sweaters (if
they can find one in their wardrobe).
50 Miami residents turn on the heat.
40 You can see your breath. Californians shiver
uncontrollably. Minnesotans go swimming.
35 Italian cars don't start.
32 Water freezes.
30 You plan your vacation to Australia. Minnesotans put
on T-shirts. Politicians begin to worry about the
homeless. British cars don't start.
25 Boston water freezes. Californians weep
pitiably. Minnesotans eat ice cream. Canadians go
swimming.
20 You can hear your breath. Politicians begin to talk
about the homeless. New York City water freezes. Miami
residents plan vacation further south.
15 French cars don't start. You plan a vacation in
Mexico. Cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you.
10 Too cold to ski. You need jumper cables to get the
car going.
5 You plan your vacation in Houston. American cars don't
start.
0 Alaskans put on T-shirts. Too cold to skate.
-10 German cars don't start. Eyes freeze shut when you
blink.
-15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an
igloo. Arkansans stick tongue on metal objects. Miami
residents cease to exist.
-20 Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with
you. Politicians actually do something about the
homeless. Minnesotans shovel snow off roof. Japanese cars
don't start.
-25 Too cold to think. You need jumper cables to get the
driver going.
-30 You plan a two week hot bath. The Mighty Monongahela
freezes. Swedish cars don't start.
-40 Californians disappear Minnesotans button top
button Canadians put on sweaters
Your car helps you plan your trip south.
-50 Congressional hot air freeze Alaskans close the
bathroom window.
-80 Hell freezes over Polar bears move south.
-90 Lawyers put their hands in their own pockets.
 
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