Sayings you'd like to see on those office
If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better
The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget
Sure, you may not like working here, but we pay your rent.
If you think we're a bad firm, you should see our rivals!
Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it
by killing all those who opposed them.
A person who smiles in the face of adversity... probably has a
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here!
We make great money! We have great benefits! We do no work! We are
2 days without a Human Rights Violation!
If at first you don't succeed, try management.
It's only unethical if you get caught.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
Never quit until you have another job.
Work harder slaves!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
If you can read this, you're not working!
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
Go the extra mile, it makes your boss look like an incompetent
Pride, commitment, teamwork - words we use to get you to work for
Succeed in spite of management.
Work - it isn't just for sleeping anymore.
There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs,
and people who don't work here anymore.