Lots of Jokes - Enjoy our massive collection of dirty jokes, clean jokes, funny pictures and videos!

We've got jokes, funny pictures, videos, comics and more!

About Lots of Jokes Link To Us Contact Lots of Jokes Your Boss Is Coming!!! Bookmark and Share Follow lotsofjokes on Twitter

Funny Videos Funny Pictures Fortune Cookies Win Contest Latest Jokes Submit Joke Find Jokes Upload Videos User Feedback

General to moderately strong content.
Job Jokes Category

Job Jokes


Q. How do you confuse a bank teller?
A. Give him a bag of M&M�s and tell him to alphabetize them.

Q. Why is a BMW a banker�s favorite car?
A. Because he can�t spell Porsche.

Q. What�s the difference between Xerox and the Titanic?
A. The Titanic had a band.

Q. What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
A. A dependent Claus.

Q. What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?
A. A superior being.

Q. What is the difference between big foot and a socially responsible banker?
A. Big foot has been sighted.


Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude.

If bankers can count, how come the average bank has 10 windows and only four tellers?

Robots - Our Steel Collar Workers


Employer: �In this job we need someone who is responsible.�

Applicant: �I�m the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible.�


Reasons to stay at work all night...

1. Act out your version of a company takeover.

2. Find a way to change everyone�s password to �chrysanthemum�.

3. Around 3:20am, play connect-the-dots with lights still on in other office buildings. Keep going until you see a small woodland creature.

4. Sneaking in the boss�s desk could land you an unexpected promotion.

5. Draw stick people in all the landscape pictures on the walls, and in the morning, be the first to point out �what a terrible thing that someone did this to such beautiful works of art�.

6. Go into the other gender�s bathroom without fear of being caught.

7. Run up and down the hallways screaming, hoping security will come so you can have someone to talk to.

8. Leave prank messages on the CEO�s voice mail, using someone else's extension of course.

9. Finally, a chance to live out a dream and pretend to be your boss.

10. Elevator surfing, yeee haaa!


Previous Page Email Joke to a Friend

 






Lots of Jokes Funny Features Top Rated Jokes Popular Jokes
About Us
Contact Us
User Feedback
Contest
Advertise
Welcome
Link To Us
Find Jokes
Funny Videos
Funny Pictures
Funny Comics
Submit Jokes
Latest Jokes
Fortune Cookies
Dirty Jokes
Celebrity Jokes
Lawyer Jokes
Political Jokes
Religious Jokes
Tasteless Jokes
Bar Jokes
Blonde Jokes
Redneck Jokes
Classic Jokes
Naughty Jokes
Top Ten Lists
Kids Jokes
Tasteless Jokes

Copyright © 2017 Luckytool, LLC. All rights reserved. Lots of Jokes™ is a trademark of Luckytool, LLC. Contents is protected by international copyright laws. Unauthorized copying or duplication in any form is strictly prohibited without the prior written consent of Luckytool, LLC. Use of Lots of Jokes acknowledges your acceptance to our terms and conditions, DMCA notice and privacy policy.