This guy walks into a bar and sees a lady
sitting by herself. He goes over and buys her and drink and they
chat a while and he leaves with her to go to her place. They are in
the middle of having a good time when he hears a noise at the door
and she says "It's my husband home for lunch... quick, hide in
the closet!" So he does.
He's standing in the closet when he hears this small voice...
"Gee, it's dark in here". He looks around trying to find
out where it came from when he hears it again... "Gee, it's
dark in here..."
He quickly whispers "Shhhh, who are
The little voice says "That's my mommy and daddy out there,
gee, it's dark in here, I'm scared, I'm gonna scream."
The man whispers back "No, PLEASE don't scream. I'll give you
five dollars if you don't scream."
The little boy answers "Gee, it's dark in here, I'm pretty
scared, I'm gonna scream..."
"I'll give you ten dollars if you don't scream."
"Gee, it's dark in here, I'm REALLY scared, I'm gonna
The guy says "Look kid, here's FIFTY dollars, it's all I have,
"Ok." the kid whispers quietly.
So the guy waits in the closet till he hears the husband finish
lunch and as soon as he hears the door close he runs out of the
closet and jumps out the window and runs down the street. Later that
afternoon, the lady is out shopping with her son at the mall when he
sees a bike in the toy store window and says to his mom "Gee,
I'd REALLY like that bike."
"Sorry, I can't afford to buy you a bike."
The kid says, "That's ok, I can buy it myself, I have fifty
She pulls him aside and asks him "WHERE did you get fifty
"I'll never tell."
"You BETTER tell me where you got that money."
"I'll never tell."
"You must have done something bad to get that money. I'm taking
you to church and you can tell the priest how you got that money in
confession." So she does.
The little boy is in the confessional and the door closes and he
says "Gee, it's dark in here..."
And the priest answers "Now let's not
start THAT shit again..."