Yo mama's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo momma so bald head she put a weave cap on and it weave her cull
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called ship-ment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out "I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife." Both men ran away.
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it? With a monkey wrench.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress? Queen Kong.
What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog? A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.


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