Lessons I've learned...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only
suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big dick or huge tits.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
are more fucked up than you think.
I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is
at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money
to take its place.
I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when
you're down will be the ones who do.
I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends because their
dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves.
I've learned that no matter how you try to protect your children,
they will eventually get arrested and end up in the
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go
I've learned to say "Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke"
in 6 languages.