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OJ Jokes


Earlier today, O.J. Simpson was charged with 11 criminal counts, including kidnapping, robbery and assault. Afterwards, O.J. said, 'Wow. Now I really have done it all.
Q: What's O.J.'s motto? A: Life's a bitch, and then you stab one.

Q: Did you hear about the new O.J. ride at Disney Land? A: It's a dollar to get on but $5 million to get off.

Q: What was Nicole Simpson's last words? A: Stop, O.J.! It Hertz!

Q: Is O.J. Simpson still the spokesman for Hertz? A: Not exactly.

Q: How do we know OJ is innocent? A: When he was with the Bills, he always cut to the left.

Q: What is Kato Kalin proof of? A: Ginger and Gilligan had sex.

Q: What do the state of California and Taco Bell have in common? A: They are two things that can give O.J. gas.

Q: What's harder than squeezing blood from a turnip? A: Squeezing O.J. from a Bronco.

Q: Did you hear O.J. is coming out with a new movie? A: It's called, "It WAS a Wonderful Life."

Q: Why did OJ attend his ex-wife's funeral? A: So he could see that the body was disposed of.

Q: How can you tell when a blonde is really dumb? A: When she marries OJ Simpson.

Q: What's the difference between O.J. and American justice? A: O.J. is free.

Q: What's the difference between the Simpson trial and the Super Bowl? A: Both had over 50 million viewers, but only one has seen a Buffalo Bill win

Q: What do the LAPD and NFL defences have in common? A: Both let OJ slip through their fingers.

Q: What distinction does OJ hold in jail? A: He's the first inmate with a retired number.

Q: Why won't Nicole Simpson and Ronald Goldman play in the NFL? A: They were cut by the Bills.

Q: What was OJ penalized for the most? A: Unnecessary roughness.

Q: Why was OJ such a great football player? A: He knew how to knife thru the defenders.

Q: What was O.J.'s favorite play in the Bills' playbook? A: Cut left, then slash right!

Q: Why did O.J. kill his ex? A: He wanted to restrict her free agency.

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