A few years ago Charlie Brown and the
Peanuts gang made a new friend who developed leukemia in an animated
special entitled, "Why Me, Charlie Brown?"
Recently MetLife put out a series of instructional pamphlets which
feature the gang dealing with contemporary issues.
Peanuts specials for the kids of today, coming soon...
We learn about VD in:
"IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie and the little red-headed girl learn about unwanted
pregnancy in:
"I'M STARTING TO SHOW, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Is Linus gay?
"ITS A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie moves back to his house in East LA in:
"OYE! VATO! QUE PASA, CARLITO MORENO?"
See how the Peanuts Gang deals with sexual pressures in:
"NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Discover a father's forbidden love in:
"IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN"
Franklin speaks! The Peanuts gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in:
"IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN"
What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner
workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter
ego "Mr. Clean" in:
"GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN"
Schroder teaches the Peanuts gang about getting high in:
"ROLL US A FAT ONE, CHARLIE BROWN!"
Charlie Brown gets his first job in:
"WOULD YOU LIKE FRIES WITH THAT, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing social
security checks and stripping cars in:
"GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN"
Peppermint Patty 'goes to town' on Marcie in:
"WHO NEEDS MEN, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie gets an AOL account and stays up all night long in:
"WELCOME!... YOU HAVE MAIL, CHARLIE BROWN"
The peanuts gang learns about death in:
"WHY ISN'T LINUS MOVING, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown learns the pain of a sex change in:
"YOU LOOK DIFFERENT, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie Brown learns about cyber sex in:
"WHAT ARE YOU WEARING, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Snoopy goes to town on Charlies leg in:
"YOUR DOG REALLY LOVES YOU, CHARLIE BROWN"
Charlie Brown joins a fanatically religious cult:
"IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE, CHARLIE BROWN"
The Peanuts gang learns about self-stimulation in:
"WHY ARE MY PALMS SO HAIRY, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown learns prostitutes are trouble in:
"WHERE'S MY MONEY, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown learns about STD's in:
"THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE, CHARLIE BROWN."
Charlie Brown learns about the consequences of prison in:
"DON'T DROP YOUR SOAP, CHARLIE BROWN."
Charlie Brown learns about suicide in:
"GOOD-BYE, CHARLIE BROWN."
Charlie Brown learns about pornography in:
"WHAT THE HELL IS SHE DOING, CHARLIE BROWN?"
Charlie Brown learns about tax fraud in:
"HERE COMES THE IRS, CHARLIE BROWN."
 
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