Half dressed redneck couple sitting on couch
watching news on TV with man's arm around the woman. The man says "Lookit
them homo-sekshuls a ruining the sanctity of our institution. We oughta
go to San Francisco just to show them liberals that marriage means one
man, one woman. Right, Darlin'" The woman replies, "That's right,
Daddy."
Two rednecks, Bubba And Billy Bob, were walking
through a pasture. Bubba sees a sheep caught up in a fence and says to
Billy Bob "I'm gonna get me some of that"! Bubba goes over and sticks the
sheep's back feet in his rubber boots, unzips his pants and starts to have
sex with the sheep. He looks over his shoulder at Billy Bob and says "Do
you want some of this"? Billy Bob replies "yes let me see if I can get my
shirt caught up in the fence".
Two Reasons Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
 
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