Old tribal wisdom says that when you
discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to
dismount. Businesses, however, often try other strategies. These
include...
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Saying things like "This is the way we
always have ridden this horse"
4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how
they ride dead horses.
6. Increasing the standards to ride dead
horses.
7. Appointing a tiger team to revive the dead
horse.
8. Creating a training session to increase our
riding ability.
9. Comparing the state of dead horses in
today's environment.
10. Change the requirements declaring that
"This horse is not dead".
11. Hire contractors to ride the dead horse.
12. Harnessing several dead horses together
for increased speed.
13. Declaring that "No horse is too dead
to beat."
14. Providing additional funding to increase
the horse's performance.
15. Do a CA Study to see if contractors can
ride it cheaper.
16. Purchase a product to make dead horses run
faster.
17. Declare the horse is now "better,
faster and cheaper."
18. Form a quality circle to find uses for
dead horses.
19. Revisit the performance requirements for
horses.
20. Say this horse was procured with cost as
an independent variable.
21. Promote the dead horse to a supervisory
position.
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