A magic act performed on Saturday night, where fast food vanishes
down the performer's throat, and then shortly afterwards, it
suddenly reappears on the taxi floor.
Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.
Back End of the Bat Mobile
The state of your Brass Eye soon after you eat a really hot curry.
"I had a Ring Stinger in the Benghazi restaurant last night, and now
I've got a dose of Gandhi's Revenge. My arse feels like the back end
of the Bat Mobile."
or Vagina Decliner. A homosexual.
The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze
cruise at 3 in the morning.
The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after a
booze cruise, even though you're too pissed to remember where you
live, how you get there, and where you've come from.
Bone of Contention
A hard-on that causes an argument. e.g. one that arises when a man
is watching Olympic beach volleyball on TV with his girlfriend.
Breaking the Seal
Your 1st piss in the pub, usually after 2 hours of drinking. After
breaking the seal of your bladder, repeat visits to the toilet will
be required every 10 or 15 minutes for the rest of the night.
or Small Man In A Boat, or Tongue Punchbag. The female erection.
Blue-Veined Hooligan. The 1-eyed skinhead.
Beer Goggles for the young drinker.
1-handed reading material.
The bowel movement that, needing to come out urgently, wakes you up
in the morning to get to the toilet quick.
The particularly frothy type of diarrhoea that you get when abroad.
A sexual position in which the man enters the woman from behind, and
then fiddles with the woman's nipples with one hand and her Budgie's
Tongue with the other. The position is similar to that used when
playing double bass instrument, but the sound produced is slightly
Trying to draw a smile on a woman's face by twiddling both of her
or Rusty Water. Diarrhoea.
Surfing the Internet for some left-handed websites.
Free the Tadpoles
Liberate the residents of Wank Tanks.
Unnecessarily time-consuming foreplay.
The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a
Going For a McShit
Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food,
you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff
member, our declaration to them that you'll buy their food
afterwards is a McShit With Lies.
A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.
A vigorous masturbation session.
or Horse's Collar, or Welly Top. Description of a very large vagina.
The type of bowel movement you experience after dining for a week in
fast food restaurants.
The contents of a Wonderbra. i.e. extremely impressive when viewed
from the outside, but there's actually fuck-all in there worth
A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo!
The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the
toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive
people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come
The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you
wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a
10-Pinter in your bed instead.
No Beers Required. Someone that you'd chat up instantly in the pub.
The opposite of a 10-Pinter.
A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like
she's got 4 buttocks.
or Spuphemism. A verbal outburst during the male orgasm.
or Arsetronaut. A homosexual.
Someone that you'd only chat up after drinking at least 10 pints.
Someone that you'd need 2 paper bags to have sex with. (1 to cover
their head, and 1 to cover yours, in case their bag falls off.)
A lady who goes down first time out.