Love Boat
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Star Trek
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Bald captain |
Bald captain |
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Young Vicki is related to a crewmember and works on the ship |
Young Wesley is related to a crewmember and works on the ship
and works on the ship |
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Ship's doctor is a main character |
Ship's doctor is a main character |
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Julie the cruise director is sexy but annoying |
Troi the ships' counselor is sexy but annoying |
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Actors stand in front of screen, upon which is projected
background of open sea |
Actors stand in front of screen, upon which is projected
background of open space |
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dumping ground for second-rate washed-up guest stars |
A
dumping ground for second-rate washed-up guest stars |
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Going to strange new ports-of-call |
Going to strange new worlds |
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Cheesy opening song |
Cheesy opening song |
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Too many scenes of self-indulgent crap in the lounge |
Too many scenes of self-indulgent crap in the Holodeck |
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In late-night syndication |
In late-night syndication |
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Socially retarded character with job description for name
(Gopher) |
Socially retarded character with job description for name
(Data) |
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Bad 2-hour pilot |
Bad 2-hour pilot |
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Love Boat has lifeboats and flotation devices |
Enterprise has shuttlecraft and saucer section and emergency
pods |
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Scenes lined by ship shots |
Scenes lined by ship shots |
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One character inexplicably replaced, then returned (Julie) |
One character inexplicably replaced, then returned (Crusher) |
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After-the-fact bed scenes with pointless discussion |
After-the-fact bed scenes with pointless discussion |
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Captain straightens uniform when disgusted / angry / nervous |
Captain straightens uniform when disgusted / angry / nervous |
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Final scene takes place on loading dock; crew waves goodbye |
Final scene takes place on transporter; crew waves goodbye |
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Aaron Spelling rules with iron fist, annoying die-hard fans |
Gene Roddenberry rules with iron fist, annoying die-hard fans |
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At conventions, everyone is dressed like Dr. Adam Bricker |
At conventions, everyone is dressed like Mr. Spock |
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Isaac the bartender has useless gesture, pointing slightly
forward |
Captain Picard has useless gesture, pointing slightly forward |
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Intercrew friction always resolved within allocated 1 hour
time slot |
Intercrew friction always resolved within allocated 1 hour
time slot |
