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Star Trek Vs Love Boat Category

Star Trek Vs Love Boat


You wouldn't think so at first, but there are a lot of similarities between the Love Boat and Star Trek : The Next Generation television shows, for example...

Love Boat
Star Trek
Bald captain Bald captain
Young Vicki is related to a crewmember and works on the ship Young Wesley is related to a crewmember and works on the ship and works on the ship
Ship's doctor is a main character Ship's doctor is a main character
Julie the cruise director is sexy but annoying Troi the ships' counselor is sexy but annoying
Actors stand in front of screen, upon which is projected background of open sea Actors stand in front of screen, upon which is projected background of open space
A dumping ground for second-rate washed-up guest stars A dumping ground for second-rate washed-up guest stars
Going to strange new ports-of-call Going to strange new worlds
Cheesy opening song Cheesy opening song
Too many scenes of self-indulgent crap in the lounge Too many scenes of self-indulgent crap in the Holodeck
In late-night syndication In late-night syndication
Socially retarded character with job description for name (Gopher) Socially retarded character with job description for name (Data)
Bad 2-hour pilot Bad 2-hour pilot
Love Boat has lifeboats and flotation devices Enterprise has shuttlecraft and saucer section and emergency pods
Scenes lined by ship shots Scenes lined by ship shots
One character inexplicably replaced, then returned (Julie) One character inexplicably replaced, then returned (Crusher)
After-the-fact bed scenes with pointless discussion After-the-fact bed scenes with pointless discussion
Captain straightens uniform when disgusted / angry / nervous Captain straightens uniform when disgusted / angry / nervous
Final scene takes place on loading dock; crew waves goodbye Final scene takes place on transporter; crew waves goodbye
Aaron Spelling rules with iron fist, annoying die-hard fans Gene Roddenberry rules with iron fist, annoying die-hard fans
At conventions, everyone is dressed like Dr. Adam Bricker At conventions, everyone is dressed like Mr. Spock
Isaac the bartender has useless gesture, pointing slightly forward Captain Picard has useless gesture, pointing slightly forward
Intercrew friction always resolved within allocated 1 hour time slot

 

Intercrew friction always resolved within allocated 1 hour time slot

 


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