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Too Much Tennis Category

Too Much Tennis


You know you watch too much tennis when you break up with your girlfriend before every Grand Slam.

You know you watch too much tennis when you walk in late to class, and you ask the teacher to check shot spot to see if your foot was in the classroom when the bell rang.

You know you play too much tennis when you have an outfit for every racquet you own.

You know you play too much tennis when you hold your pencil with an eastern grip.

You know you watch too much tennis when you have the brand of your racquet stamped on everything you own.

You know you play too much tennis when you yell "C'mon" every time you ever succeed in the smallest task.

You know you play too much tennis when you have to hide all the racquets and balls from your wife or girlfriend.

You know you play too much tennis when you take out your anger on your wife or girlfriend, siblings, sons/daughters, grandparents, grandsons, nephews, cousins, niece, and anyone related to you that I forgot.

You know you play too much tennis when you talk to yourself aloud during a test to pump you up.

You know you watch too much tennis when you have the calendar marked for all the tournaments for the next 5 years.

You know you watch too much tennis when you think about what every sport would be like with a racquet.


You know you watch too much tennis when you can impersonate every player.

You know you watch too much tennis when you can name top 100 players but can't remember your kids names.

You know you watch too much tennis when you keep track of every statistic of every player, and their ranking and ranking points but can't ace Statistics in school.

You know you watch too much tennis when you name your kids after pros.

You know you play too much tennis when you overhead smash your kid brother.

You know you play too much tennis when you call the line judge whenever there is an argument.

You know you play too much tennis when instead of fighting someone who stole your girlfriend; you challenge him to a pro-set match.

You know you play too much tennis when you are sitting on the court right now with a laptop reading this.

You know you watch too much tennis when you are taking an exam, and you are drawing out the draws to the next tournament.

You know you watch too much tennis when you already know how many tournaments every player needs to win to obtain certain ranking

You know you play too much tennis when there are holes in your house because of you hitting balls in the house.

You know you play too much tennis when you shuffle and side step when moving from place to place.

You know you play too much tennis when you practice your swing with an imaginary racquet at least 5 times an hour.

You know you play too much tennis when you hold your racquet when you sleep.

You know you play too much tennis when you show random people on the streets all the grips.


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