We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder
excuses.
When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll
it's pathetic.
Men's clothes make women look elfin and gorgeous. Men look like
complete idiots in women's clothes.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure
in a computer game.
Taxi's stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
We know the Truth about whether or not size matters.
If we're not making enough money we can blame it on the glass
ceiling.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group
shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the male's Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
We never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
 
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