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Yo Momma Jokes |
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yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch YO MAMAS SO FAT WHEN SHE WEARS A RED DRESS ALL THE KIDS SCREAM LOOK ITS THE KOOLAID MAN y Yo Mama's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in." Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights". Yo mama so fat she has more chins than a chinese phone book Yo Mama so dumb she put lipstick on her fore-head to make up her mind. Yo Mamas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter. Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth. YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING" !!! Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! UR MOMA IS SO HAIRY THAT HARRY POTTER GOT JEALOUS. YO momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet yo mama so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!!!!!!!!! YO MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST! Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread. Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz) your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt yo mama so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab! Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble. ur mama is sooo fat, she sat on a dollar and made 4 quarters pop out.
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