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Yo Momma Jokes |
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Yo mamas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side. Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper. Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window. Yo mama is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner. Yo mama is so fat...that she makes Godzilla look like an action figure Yo mama is so fat...that she broke a branch in her family tree! Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big! your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!!! Yo Mama's so fat she uses an air balloon for parachute. Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind! Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon! Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in! Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, L.A., Chicago Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections! Yo mama so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER! Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar! Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun! Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell! Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!! Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
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