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Yo Momma Jokes |
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Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed. Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo mama so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture! Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan. Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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