20 ways to say that someone's "fly is
open"....
20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun
of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink
Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows in your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo
needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bell.
13.
Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
12. You need to
bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has
LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the
escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on
the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the
garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got
your fly set for Monica instead of Hillary.
4. Our next
guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got
a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about
Shaft, can you dig it?
AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY TO TELL
SOMEONE HIS FLY IS UNZIPPED...
1. I thought you were crazy;
now I see your nuts.
 
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