Men Bashing Jokes
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
Q. How can you tell when a man is well hung?
Q. How do men define a "50/50"
Q. How do men exercise on the beach?
Q. How do you get a man to stop biting his
Q. How do you keep your husband from reading
Q. How does a man show he's planning for the
Q. How is Colonel Sanders like the typical
Q. What do most men consider a gourmet
Q. What do you call a handcuffed man?
Q. What do you call the useless piece of skin
on the end of a man's penis?
Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight
Q. What should you give a man who has
Q. What do men and mascara have in common?
Q. What do men and pantyhose have in common?
Q. What do you instantly know about a
Q. What's a man's definition of a romantic
Q. What's a man's idea of honestly in a
Q. What's the best way to force a man to do
Q. What's the difference between Big Foot and
Q. What's the smartest thing a man can say?
Q. Why can't men get mad cow disease?
Q. Why do men like smart women?
Q. Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men need instant replay on TV
Q. Why do men whistle when they're sitting on
Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where
her husband is every night?
Q. When do you care for a man's company?
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?