1. The Female always makes The Rules.
2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification.
3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must
immediately change some or all of The Rules.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did
or said wrong.)
7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for
causing the misunderstanding.)
8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without express written
consent from the Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any
time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants
him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether
or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.
14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat,
lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.
15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.
16. At no time can the Male make such comments
as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the
Female is complaining.
17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!
 
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