Wow - look at all the hair on your back!
Maybe you should start going to the gym
That was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?
Thats a shame, maybe we should grab a video
Wake me when it's over, ok?
I think the condom's too big.
You want me to what?!?
Well, that explains the padded pants.
Did you take out the garbage yet?
My husband's in the Marines.
He's due home any day now.
Is that a toupee?
So THAT'S what your ex warned me about!
Surgery might be able to help.
Not until you've showered.
That must be my mother on the phone.
Your brother's bigger.
Your best friend's better.
Are you done yet?
Wow! Look at the size of your.....beer gut!
Size doesn't REALLY matter, dear.
You might want to see a doctor about that.
Cool, I've never been to the Grand Canyon.
How many storage boxes can you fit in
You must be very experienced.
Remember, you said this was a
Wait, let me get a board and rope so I
don't fall in.
I gotta take off my watch, wouldn't wanna
Why do you wear a bra when you've already
got a belt.
Would you mind rolling around in this
I heard carpenters dream about you.
So this is why you're supposed to judge
people on personality.
Look....I can get my whole arm in.
It's a good thing you have so many other
Is that an optical illusion?
If I look right at it I feel like I'm
Would you mind wearing a paper sack on your
Do you mind if I wear one too...in case
yours falls off?
Jeez...What ya got up there, dead fish?
I heard you could suck the chrome off a
Have you ever thought of working in a
I've been wondering all night what that
Maybe if I get really wasted I wont mind
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Everybody down at the bar said you were
Oh, that's why they call it a Wonderbra, it
makes those lines go away.
Huh? They told me your name was Jezebel.
I expect a good time, at least, the
bathroom wall said so.
You're not as ugly as people claim, not
You're not 'that' fat.
I see why everyone said, with you, it's
better with the lights out.
Wow, you like it the same way your little