Perhaps one of the most interesting and
colorful words in the English language today is the word
"fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its
sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many
grammatical categories.
- It can be used as a verb, both transitive
(John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
- It can be an action verb (John really
gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a
fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a
noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
- It can also be used as an adjective (Mary
is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for
my date with Mary).
- It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary
is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with
the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside
from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations...
Greetings "How the fuck
are ya?"
Fraud
"I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble "I
guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Disgust "Fuck
me."
Confusion "What the
fuck.......?"
Difficulty "I don't understand
this fucking business!"
Despair
"Fucked again..."
Pleasure "I fucking
couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on
here?"
Lost
"Where the fuck are we."
Disbelief "UNFUCKING
BELIEVABLE!"
Retaliation "Up your fucking
ass!"
Denial
"I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all
about it."
Apathy
"Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the fuck
are ya?"
Suspicion "Who the fuck
are you?"
Panic
"Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off."
Disbelief "How the fuck
did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description-
"He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five
fucking thirty."
It can be used in business- "How did I
wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan
Quayle!"
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water
coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking
roll."
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand
that."
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like
her!"
- Picasso
"How the fuck did you work that
out?"
- Pythagoras
"You want what on the fucking
ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking
there!"
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking
rain?"
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my
ass."
- Noah
"I need this parade like I need a
fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy
 
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