Perhaps one of the most interesting and
colorful words in the English language today is the word
"fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its
sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many
- It can be used as a verb, both transitive
(John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John).
- It can be an action verb (John really
gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a
fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a
noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).
- It can also be used as an adjective (Mary
is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for
my date with Mary).
- It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary
is easy, fuck she's also stupid).
As you can see, there are very few words with
the overall versatility of the word "fuck". Aside
from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to
describe many situations...
Greetings "How the fuck
"I got fucked by the car dealer."
Resignation "Oh, fuck it!"
guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression "FUCK YOU!"
Confusion "What the
Difficulty "I don't understand
this fucking business!"
Pleasure "I fucking
couldn't be happier."
Displeasure "What the fuck is going on
"Where the fuck are we."
Retaliation "Up your fucking
"I didn't fucking do it."
Perplexity "I know fuck all
"Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?"
Greetings "How the fuck
Suspicion "Who the fuck
"Let's get the fuck out of here."
Directions "Fuck off."
Disbelief "How the fuck
did you do that?"
It can be used in an anatomical description-
"He's a fucking asshole."
It can be used to tell time- "It's five
It can be used in business- "How did I
wind up with this fucking job?"
It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
It can be political- "Fuck Dan
It has also been used by many notable people throughout history...
"What the fuck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima
"Where the fuck is all this water
- Captain of the Titanic
"That's not a real fucking gun."
- John Lennon
"Who's gonna fucking find out?"
- Richard Nixon
"Heads are going to fucking
- Anne Boleyn
"Let the fucking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle
"What fucking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher
"Any fucking idiot could understand
- Albert Einstein
"It does so fucking look like
"How the fuck did you work that
"You want what on the fucking
"Fuck a duck."
- Walt Disney
"Why?- Because its fucking
- Edmund Hilary
"I don't suppose its gonna fucking
- Joan of Arc
"Scattered fucking showers my
"I need this parade like I need a
fucking hole in my head."
- John F. Kennedy