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THINGY (thing-ee) n. 
Female: Any part under a car's hood. 
Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. 

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. 
Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. 
Male: Playing football without a helmet. 

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. 
Female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner. 
Male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n 
Female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look bigger." 
Male: What you slap when someone's scored a touchdown, homerun, or goal. Also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female: A desire to get married and raise a family. 
Male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend. 

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n. 
Female: A good movie, concert, play or book. 
Male: Anything that can be done while drinking. 

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n. 
Female: An embarrassing by-product of digestion. 
Male: An endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding. 

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n. 
Female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve. 
Male: Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed. 

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another. 
Male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2&1/2 min.


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