To: Tech Support
Last year I upgraded Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of
space and valuable resources. No mention of the phenomenon was
included in the product brochure.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into all other programs and
launches during system initialization where it monitors all other
system activity. Applications such as Pokernight 10.3 and Beerbash
2.5 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I cannot
seem to purge Wife 1.0 from my system. I am thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 1.0, but un-install does not work on this
program. Can you help me?
To: Mr. Powell
This is a very common problem men complain about, but is mostly due
to a primary misconception. Many men upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to
Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a "UTILITIES AND
ENTERTAINMENT" program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is
designed by its creator to run everything.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge from the system
once installed. You cannot go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife
1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install
Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than their
original system. Look in your manual under Warnings - Alimony /
Child Support. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the
Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the
entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPSs). You must
assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
best course of action will be to push the apologize button, then the
reset button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as
long as you take the blame for all GPFS. Wife 1.0 is a great program
but is very